10 of the Strangest Laws from Italy

2. No Goldfish bowls

After a successful campaign by animal rights activists, a bylaw was passed in Rome banning all typical “round”       goldfish bowls. Experts have claimed that the particular shape doesn’t provide enough oxygen and city          councillors eventually ruled that the bowls are cruel to their resident fish. The same fish-friendly bylaw has also      been used and extended to ensure legal protection to those who feed colonies of cats.

3. No feeding the birds

Staying on the subject of wildlife, while once a key part of the tradition for visitors to the beautiful city of Venice, taking a typical photo of themselves as human bird perches by holding out a handful of birdseed, this practice is now illegal due to the numbers of pigeons and other infestations and the number of people who take advantage of unsuspecting tourists. According to Europe Up Close, people in violation of the rule can be fined up to €700.

4.  No touching yourself

Back In 2008, Italy’s Supreme Court ruled that men who touch their genitals in public, even to “readjust” or scratch, will be committing a criminal offence. Naturally this is great news for social etiquette and people in general, however it is very much bad news for all those men who still believe the superstition that a quick touch of the trouser area will prevent any form of bad luck.

5. No noisy footwear

If you have a visit booked to the beautiful Capri anytime soon, you might wish to consider packing your slippers – the island has outlawed noisy footwear such as very loose sandals or particularly loud heels. Strutting your stuff in clogs could result in more than just a fine too; one couple was actually arrested for their ‘excessively noisy flip-flops’.

6. No kissing in cars

Are you planning a romantic getaway? You should be aware that in Eboli, a small town in the region of Campania, it’s prohibited to kiss in a car. This regulation was brought into action to deter young couples who, presumably with nowhere else to go, would park their cars near the town centre, in an area well known as a meeting place for lovers.

7.  No saving spots with towels

In Sirolo, a small town on the Adriatic Coast in Italy’s Marche region, saving your space at the beach using your towel (a common competition between tourists to try and get their place nearest to the pool or beach without spending all morning waiting). Retenews24 originally reported this great travesty to British and German tourists but unfortunately it makes no mention of how vigorously the ban is enforced.

8.  No groups of three

Whilst, relaxing on a park bench taking in the local atmosphere might sound like a genuinely harmless activity however if you do it in a group of three after 11 p.m., you will be breaking the law, says The Independent. Thankfully, this rule only applies to the city of Novara in the Piedmont region. However, lawmakers in Viareggio, Tuscany are also particularly vigilant about their benches; dare to put your feet up there and you could be fined.

9.  No Dead people onboard!

It’s unclear exactly how this law came about, but the rule is pretty clear. If you intend to drive with a corpse on board, please ensure it has health insurance, otherwise you could be fined up to €3,098. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

10. No Dying

Staying on the rather morbid tone, it is simply illegal to die in Falciano del Massico. This quaint small town in Campania unfortunately doesn’t have its own cemetery, so, in March 2012, the local mayor decided to solve this problem by outlawing the very act of dying itself. Unfortunately, two of the town’s rather older residents had already defied the law before the end of that first year.

So there we have it, another group of particularly interesting rules and regulations that can affect daily life in cities and towns around Italy. As we suspected there is generally a good reason for them, but they can sound a little weird to outsiders or to those that come across them out of context. Do you have any others from your local area that we might not know about?